Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off
looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???
me introducing myself
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
this couldn’t be truer
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”