fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 03:16pm

crrabs:

looking at your ass after watching the anaconda music video
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Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:58pm

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:55pm

krisjener:

can we talk about the lyrics in lorde’s song 400 lux???

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????

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:53pm

milkaholics:

me introducing myself

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:51pm

dottymia:

balconyscene:

women

I am very happy that this exists

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:50pm

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:41pm

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:23pm

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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Wednesday Oct 1 @ 02:06pm

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:48pm

lungbender:

Me: 

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You:

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Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:31pm
battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:28pm

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:23pm
Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:22pm
willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

willmcavoy:

my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”

Wednesday Oct 1 @ 01:19pm
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