Miranda → Jason the Hotel Boy.
↳ 01x04 // 03x06
SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
hes a happy puppy
restart your computer to install important upd-
I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
If you were my homework I’d do you.
people who interrupt me when i speak
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you
well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world
Yeah it would because all they would write is
Do you even know how smooth that was
Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07